Jul 18 2008
Just The Sight Of This Blog Is A Hit!
Have you heard about this guy that lost his prosthetic leg skydiving? He originally lost his leg when he got into a car accident with a dump truck back in November of 2007. In June of this year, he lost it while jumping out of a plane. Many people are asking the question, “Hey, why doesn’t this guy just buy another prosthetic leg?” But you see, it is the opinion of this blogger that people out there don’t realize how attached these people get to these things.
Jessica Alba said she named her baby “Honor” because she was “Always irritated that my name was Jessica.” Well you’re daughter is always going to be”Irritated that she is always bruised and beaten” because her name is Honor.
Let’s see what else we got in the news, Oh yes! There is a Queens man suing Subway sandwich because he had a little problem with his Tuna sandwich. He bit into the sandwich and noticed there was a huge knife baked into the bread! The man, who works as a designer for ”Homo Xtra Magazine” (I shit you not) said, “After taking a few bites I could tell something was wrong.” Oh really? After a few bites of a sandwich with a giant steak knife baked into you knew something was wrong? Get this guy a job with CIA, you know what I mean!?!?!?!
Also in the news recently was the divorce trial for Christie Brinkley and her husband Peter Cook. One of the reasons Brinkley wanted to get the divorce from Cook was because he was spending $3,000 a day on internet porn! Is this guy fucking kidding me? How does he walk? This guy locks himself in a room and goes to work on himself for who knows how long, looking at porn that costs him $3,000 a month.
From I hear from experts who study this type of thing, there is quite a bit of free porn to be had on the information superhighway. There are sites that you can just type in, oh I don’t know, let’s say “Lesbian Butts” and you will get an untold number of videos of lesbians doing things with butts. No questions asked.
Perhaps this guy had run through all the free porn out there? I can’t imagine that though because I’ve heard from people on the streets that many of the free sites update their sites daily and sometimes a few times a day. I guess the man knows what he wants though. Something tells me these pay sites were pretty crazy.
