Aug 08 2008
There Ya Go Again Out of That Dressing Gown
If I hear one more person say “It’s 08/08/08, ya know?” I’m gonna gut them. We’re dealing with numbers here people…shit like this will happen. If this were Must See TV week or Shark Week people wouldn’t notice it.
I’m still not crazy about going into strange places if it is really dark. I don’t mean bad neighborhoods in East LA or something; I mean like attics and basements. Am I ever going to not feel like that?
There is breaking news coming over the wire now that Russia just invaded Georgia! They have gone into the Coke factory and pissed in all the secret formula tanks! They are using Chipper Jones’ jerseys to towel off their sweat! They are, however, impressed by how nice the airport is! Oh wait, we’re getting word that Georgia is also a region near Russia. The Russians have not invaded the peach basket. Ok, that is a shame though because the Thrashers would have had a sick penalty killing line! http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/08/08/georgia.ossetia/index.html
Okay. Brett Favre is on the Jets. Let’s get back to baseball. It is August 8th. I can deal with this in late November, don’t you dare try to take August from me.
Sometimes I feel like Ben and Jerry’s just goes too far.
When I was down in LBI, a bar had a “Christmas in July” party on July 25th. Get it? Because it is halfway to Christmas. What a bunch of losers, huh?
Hmmm…well, I blame the bar.