areyoulistening

I fell asleep with my iPod on last night and it made me dream about S & M sex. You see there is a Green Day song (big fucking suprise, huh?) called “Blood, Sex and Booze” and I can only assume it was on when I had the dream.

I was sitting in a room and knew I had to wait for whatever reason. There was a loud speaker that would say stuff to me like in grade school when the principal made announcements. It was basically saying lines from the song. Stuff like: “Head down, head down, do you understand me?!?!?” “Don’t dare move. The pain I’ll put you through is what you need, you want to bleed” and “This is another lesson to be learned from a girl called Kill.”

So the crazy broad on the other side of the door that is going to do whatever to me is named fucking Kill! I don’t know how I get into the next room but I’m there and I say, “The handcuffs are way too tight.” She doesn’t say anything to me. She turns away from me and when she turns back she is wearing a hockey mask. If this were really happening to me I would have died from sheer terror at that point. She walks around the room opening draws, looking for something and after awhile she stops looking. She tells me, “This is not what it looks like.”

She never really hit me at all or anything and there was no sex but it was really scary to wake up from. When I woke up Kanye West’s “Roses” had just started on the iPod.

“I know it’s past visiting hours but can I please give her these flowers?”

Take that Freud and stick it in your ass! 

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