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Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving special was on last night and I was pretty annoyed at the way Peppermint Patty treated “Ol’ Chuck” at the dinner table. First of all Patty, you invited yourself to a party that Charlie Brown wasn’t even throwing on Thanksgiving day at the last minute and you expect everything to be perfect? This is the same bald 10 year-old that couldn’t pick out a decent Christmas tree, didn’t know that a ghost costume only has two holes and can’t get himself invited to any party…anywhere.

 Charlie Brown should have said something on the phone when he had the chance, but he can’t manage to assert himself because Patty is running here mouth the entire time. Before he knows it she calls him back twice and adds Marcie and Franklin to the growing list. Now he is really fucked.

So Patty shows up with Marcie and Franklin (The black kid…Charlie does some kind of high-five/handshake thing with him and only him…racist). They sit down at a ping pong table and are served toast, some pretzel sticks, a handful of popcorn and some jelly beans. Well, this gets Patty’s mens briefs into quite a twist. She goes off on Charlie and makes him look foolish in front of the other children. Maybe next year Patty should get off her ass and cook something (If lesbians knew how to cook…which they do not!).

Charlie Brown better get his head out of his ass or it will be the same story every Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Halloween and Thanksgiving as long as a TV networks will continue to air these specials.

Sidenote: All the Charlie Brown specials they show after the hits (ie: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc) are awful. “He’s a Bully, Charlie Brown” and “You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown” and so forth and so on, all look like they were written by Osama Bin Laden.