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Gucamole and muffins are both grossly overpriced.

…and another thing about muffins, when you get a muffin somewhere just eat the fucking thing, okay? Lets not turn this into a whole thing over here. I understand that there are people that think they’re the only ones that eat the top first but get your head out of the clouds. Everyone does that shit. Muffins are really nothing more than miniature cakes; somewhere along the way they convinced people that they were good for them. They’re in the pastry family. You think because they have blueberries or carrot in them that they’re good for you? Come on, don’t be childish.Want to hear something scary? Most muffins have over 4,500 calories per serving. That is a fact; you cannot dispute that.

…and gucamole? You ever go to a Mexican restaurant and they ask you if you want gucamole with your chips? First of all, of course I fucking do. Everyone wants gucamole; at times it can be the single strongest force in the universe (Don’t question me on this one). So they wheel out some cart, carve up some avocado and other stuff and charge you $18. Don’t do that, okay? Don’t bother asking me if I want gucamole if you are going to hit me over the head for 18 pesos. People who really, really like gucamole tend to be boring and very talkative especially about their love of gucamole. AND ANOTHER THING!!!! Telling people you make really great gucamole as small talk at a party or something is as bad an offense as one can commit. In a world where so much is uncertain, do you honestly think anyone cares/believes even for a second that you can make gucamole?

When you think about it, I mean really take a step back and think about it, muffins and gucamole have caused as much trouble and strife in this world as anything else has. Maybe Obama will do something about this too.

Insane topic shift… 

There is a store on First Ave called “Love Saves the Day” and it is closing. It was the kind of place that charged $50 for an Ultimate Warrior wrestling toy because he has on some limited edition trunks or something. They also had old postcards that people actually sent to other people, old packs of baseball cards and that type of stuff. I’m not going to get all “You can’t have anything nice” on you here but I would just like to say that I used to like that store quite abit and went there pretty often at a certain point in my life. It was a few stores down from the Pommes Frites place and we’d often to come all the way down from the Bronx just for the fries and we usually took a look in “Love Saves the Day”. Bon Voyage “Love Saves the Day” I’ll most likely never think about you again but don’t take it to heart.