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It is hard for anyone to play with a frisbee and not look like a complete failure. I mean the thing is pretty much designed to make humans look foolish…kind of like Ed Hardy tee shirts. What is that game called that is supposed to be like football played with a frisbee? You Bronx Science Fonzanoons should know. Anyway we saw a group of McClouds playing that shit while we leaving our blood on the ice (it’s not actual ice…it’s a street hockey rink but come one, you know?) and it really made you feel bad for the poor bastards.

Hummus isn’t that big of a deal. Can we all agree on this? Sure it tastes good on a cracker or some flat breads but we need to take a step back and face the facts.

The worst way to find out you have a hole in the bottom of your shoe is by walking in the rain.

I watched some of the Britney Spears special on MTV and I really hope she makes a full on comeback. She had a rough year. She can comeback and be just fine. I think anyway.

It turns out that a bouncer wasn’t going to let Plaxico Buress into the club because he had sneakers on. It all makes sense now. I know I’ve wanted to shoot myself in the leg after something as tough as that. While we’re on sports here, Stephon Marbury? I wish there was a way to punish you for all you’ve done. Maybe like make you get a giant tattoo of a failed sneaker design on the side of your hide or something?

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