Dec 17 2008
Dirty Pop
There are a ton of slang words out there for all the different types of people and various things people do. You know, a donkey is an Irish person straight off the boat, a kike is a bad word for a jewish person and the big guy: the N word. Of course there is also the donkey punch or the dirty sanchez which very stupid people seem to think is funny. However, there are plenty out there that people don’t even know about yet and some of them involve more than just race or naked people. Here are a few:
worm walker: is a term for a British woman that is attempting to walk off “pins and needles”
yellow haired needle eater: Usually a small child that is hard to get to sit still
one haired chicken fuck: an overzealous salesperson
a thirsty nit picker: an elderly person that walks up and down grocery isles for hours at a time without putting anything in their cart
a dragon wagon: A car filled with drunk people on their way to score acid
a hot dog vending punching bag: a gay dude in a frat bar
ziti slicer: a half Italian male that has yet to pass a math class for college credit
cherrio soup: what it looks in a toilet after an asian person has thrown up
screwdriver hands: a puerto rican man that has had his hands removed and replaced with screwdrivers (usually phillips head..what..what!!!)
four-eyed whimsical nanny poop: a Harry Potter fan over the age of 33
a cup of tea by the bay: to have a sexual encounter in between ferry arrivals at a port of call
Okay…I think these are funny, brah.
