Jan 08 2009
How Many Pleats Do You Have In Your Stupid Pants?
Pleated pants always make me think of shopping at some place on Central Ave with my mother as a kid. Trying on pants that I did not want and getting angry at her (Sidenote: I dreamt of demons working at the Caldor that used to be on Central Ave last night). I always feel like pleated pants are something men don’t really want to wear but they buy them because they go shopping at Sear’s or Walmart with their wives or whatever and next thing they know they’re at a deck party and are the butt of all the party jokes like this guy:
Poor son of a bitch; their isn’t much he can do besides stand there and look awkward. He’s got his short sleeve dress shirt all tucked in nice to his pleated pants and can’t help but feel like he has been set up. His wife said he looked nice but where is she now? Nowhere to be found while he has to defend his pants selection to a group of men drinking Coors Original while snacking on nacho chips and that seven layer dip from Stew Leonard’s.
He had big plans at one point in his life, you know? Now it’s pleated pants shopping on Thursday evenings and deck parties on Saturdays. All for what? It is now or never my man; jump that fence and just go. Get in your Cavalier and just drive. Drive into the night because today it’s pleated pants at a deck party but tomorrow never knows.
No wife, in her right mind, would allow her husband to wear pleated pants. Don’t try to put this decision on the wife.
I’m talking about the “royal wife” not any particular wife, bro.
what’s wrong with guys who like dresses? oh wait, wrong subject.
If my husband bugs me to buy him the cheapest pants, it’s pleats or elastic, in his size anyway! Otherwise, the clearance rack and/or Wal-Mart might also offer “gang pants,” boot cut (not so popular where we live), or carpenter pants (comfy if you’re, say, a carpenter, but not as much if you sit at a desk all day).
I beg my husband to look decent for work! Doesn’t work! haha.
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